Uh, did you forget we have people from the way past and the way future and also not from Earth? Like if someone says I know that song I'm pretty much in shock.
FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org
Like hello just look at how many aliens we have and look at our instructors.
So what, you chop and I fry? Sounds like we could have a pretty kickass sushi place tbh like how many places can say a ninja sliced their food and a pyro fried their rice?
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Uh-huh. Regardless, someone's getting seduced by the dulcet tones of... whoever's even in the group anymore.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Come on. Everyone who was alive in the 2000s knows them.
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Uh, did you forget we have people from the way past and the way future and also not from Earth? Like if someone says I know that song I'm pretty much in shock.
FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org
Like hello just look at how many aliens we have and look at our instructors.
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Yeah, I guess there are some people from the friggin' dark ages here, so I can see where the shock would come from.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Pretty sure most of the instructors would go into a coma if they heard something like that.
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Dagger would live. Armada and Warriorhead would probably kill me. Gliese would be confused and Mother would probably just disapprove.
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Dagger would be the biggest mystery of them all, truly. But yeah, don't try your chances with the others.
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idk about MYSTERY, but definitely hit or miss. Probably if he's in a good mood.
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I guess if he wound up liking it, it'd make him a little easier to shop for.
But yeah. MIDIs are his thing, but who knows.
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You want to shop for him? Have you gotten him anything waterproof? He's like all about the waterproof.
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When I offered to get him something, I came up empty-handed. So yeah.
[Somehow it ended up in offering to take her to buy shoes. So NOT AS PLANNED. Even it she wasn't going to say no.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But hmm. That's a good idea. I'll keep that in mind. Thanks.
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Yeah, he says he hates water and tentacles more than humans, if that's like. Any help at all.
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So basically, get him a rain coat and then slice up a giant octopus if we ever run into one. Got it.
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Please don't jinx us into running into the kraken at some point.
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What, you don't think it'd be a little fun?
We've already dealt with all sorts of weird stuff on Ajna, I wouldn't be too surprised at this point.
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Some of us come from a world where crazy consists of weird super powers, not giant krakens. We're not all ninjas and shit to slice up sushi.
But you're right and that's the worst of it.
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Having super powers is a lot more impressive, you know. Swordsmanship can be taught, but powers is something you typically have to be born with.
[Granted, she had a bit of both columns.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But yeah. You'll look a whole lot more badass chopping it up.
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So what, you chop and I fry? Sounds like we could have a pretty kickass sushi place tbh like how many places can say a ninja sliced their food and a pyro fried their rice?
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I do kinda miss sushi sometimes. If we ever run into any crazy tentacle monsters, you've got a deal.
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Sweet. A deal it is. I've got booze in exchange for your sword services.
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I'm not much of a boozer, but I'm always happy to slice things up anyway.
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A little serial killer action but alright if that's your thing that's your thing.