[That's just... stupid, he wants to say. Asinine. But she isn't wrong. He'd claim he doesn't by into fate bullshit... but he sort of does, right? Death is a special girl. Different.]
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
I got nothing. for the record, this isn't happening. this sappy bullshit.
With the way he acted, I can't see how any woman would be desperate enough to go for that.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
The funny thing, though, was that someone else previously killed him by slicing him in half. But then some dumbass put him back together, but thought that he was two different guys.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
So basically, he was two guys. Half man, half robot. Half a peen each, most likely.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Chances are, I won't have a good reason to tattle anyway.
what a douche. some people deserve to be dead forever.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
i'm trying to think of terrible shit to do to corvo. he's trying to rattle my shit. i wanted to die, i'm over it, i'm good now! and he's all bringing feelings bullshit into it.
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that's just
[That's just... stupid, he wants to say. Asinine. But she isn't wrong. He'd claim he doesn't by into fate bullshit... but he sort of does, right? Death is a special girl. Different.]
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
I got nothing. for the record, this isn't happening. this sappy bullshit.
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Yeah, let's forget this ever happened.
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perfect. I was never here.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
what's something disgusting you'd never want to deal with.
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I feel like this is a trap.
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it is, but not for you. pinky swear!
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I dunno. Chances are if I saw something gross, I'd deal with it myself.
I mean, I kinda sliced and blew a guy up who used a crotch laser before. I'm not sure if it can get any lower than that.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
It's hard to try to think up things I'm actively disgusted by.
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hahaha a crotch laser.
I would have tried to kill him with it. But it's less weird if I grab someone's crotch laser.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
I'll think of something. something good.
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I know, it was so obnoxious. I wish I could have done it myself, but hindsight is 20/20.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I'm guessing that if I ask what you're even plotting, you're not going to tell me.
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talk about overcompensating though. like, what, is that the only action any woman is ever going to see?
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
holy shit. what if he had a micro peen.
HAHAHAHA!
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
if I tell you, you can't tattle on me.
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With the way he acted, I can't see how any woman would be desperate enough to go for that.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
The funny thing, though, was that someone else previously killed him by slicing him in half. But then some dumbass put him back together, but thought that he was two different guys.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
So basically, he was two guys. Half man, half robot. Half a peen each, most likely.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Chances are, I won't have a good reason to tattle anyway.
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what a douche. some people deserve to be dead forever.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
i'm trying to think of terrible shit to do to corvo. he's trying to rattle my shit. i wanted to die, i'm over it, i'm good now! and he's all bringing feelings bullshit into it.
nobody got time for that.
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I like it better when people stay dead in general. Less weird that way.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Your shit should be rattled, but if he's bringing feelings into it, then that does get annoying.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I feel like you should be better at that kind of crap than I ever would be anyway.
Besides, it's kind of hard to say what would drive him off without knowing him.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I'd probably punch someone in the face if I didn't want them around, but that's like. A turn on to some people.
[Granted, it's not like she has room to talk when she wanted the guy who cut her arm off for a really long time.]
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I'm one of those guys who can't die though. shit can't be rattled. not easy, anyway.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
what, me? feelings? fuck naw.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
he'd like punching though. he's one of THOSE guys.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
i'm thinking something more elaborate. maybe i can get my rovermate in on it.
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Everything's got a way of dying somehow.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Yeah, if he's a Red, I get that impression too. I guess the only thing I can think of is to hang around him so much that he gets sick of you.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But then you'd have to endure all of those gross chats about feelings.
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true dat!
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
I think I can do that. I also think I can do some really shitty things to encourage that.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
barf. I've had enough feelings for one year.
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Well there you go, hopefully that works out for you. Reds should know better than to get feelings involved in this crap.
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yeaaaaah. it'd be pretty lame if we were all dying because we got all super invested.
most of us are gonna get killed off if we're fuckin' dumb.
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We're all going to probably die at some point here, but yeah. It'd be nice to not die in a really dumb way.
I've gotta stay around for a while anyway.
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oh yeah? why?
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I've at least got to stick around until I can make myself strong enough to kick Dagger's ass in battle.
[That, and she has actual orders not to die.]
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oh ho.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
oh HO.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
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You've finally fallen off the deep end.
What's with the Santa impersonation?
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does fighting help you think better too?
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I'm not sure if I'd say it makes me think better, but it's still a necessity in my life. An addiction I can't quite get over.
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hell of a lot better than any rush booze or drugs can bring, lemme tell ya!
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