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// ARCHIVE D05 dagger@cdc.org D05 stalker@cdc.org D06 dagger@cdc.org D12 kagari.shuusei@cdc.org D18 dagger@cdc.org D35 dagger@cdc.org D38 wilson.wade@cdc.org D57 dagger@cdc.org D57 ackerman.mikasa@cdc.org D60 dagger@cdc.org D71 gibson.wesley@cdc.org D71 benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org D71 hatake.kakashi@cdc.org D71 joel@cdc.org D71 dagger@cdc.org D71 trip@cdc.org D73 benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org D76 kaneki.ken@cdc.org D79 talbot.hanna@cdc.org D79 varr.noh@cdc.org D79 trip@cdc.org D83 amber@cdc.org D93 chidori.kaname@cdc.org D96 benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org D98 yuki.makoto@cdc.org D98 talbot.hanna@cdc.org D102 havoc@cdc.org D102 varr.noh@cdc.org D103 yuki.makoto@cdc.org D107 wilder.zelos@cdc.org D107 walker.abigail@cdc.org D117 chidori.kaname@cdc.org D119 talbot.hanna@cdc.org D121 dagger@cdc.org D121 brooksjr.barnaby@cdc.org D122 leonhart.annie@cdc.org D122 walker.abigal@cdc.org D124 warriorhead@cdc.org D124 varr.noh@cdc.org D124 chidori.kaname@cdc.org D124 shepherd.david@cdc.org D124 shepherd.david@cdc.org D124 erin@cdc.org D124 vakarian.garrus@cdc.org D124 yuki.makoto@cdc.org D125 benjamin.jack@cdc.org D125 joel@cdc.org D130 vakarian.garrus@cdc.org // ACTION D85 DEADPOOL D102 NOH-VARR D124 HAVOC

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FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
One dropped with me and now I'm exploring the planet with both of them.

FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
The second hand embarrassment will probably kill me before the planet does.

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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Oh geez, you got stuck with BOTH of them?

I've been counting my blessing because I managed not to get dropped with either AND there's none to be found here.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

But I guess there's always got to be someone who suffers in my place.

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FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
I keep catching the one singing when he thinks no one is listening. Do you have any tips on how to stop that?

FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
I'd smack him on the nose, but this place doesn't have news papers.

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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Smack him with your hand. I'm pretty sure the rest of the Red team will have no problem with it.

[pivotpoint]

FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org

With my hand? Are you serious? What if the Parkers are contagious?

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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

That is a legitimate concern, I'll give you that.

All right, if they get really bad, just gently remind them that Dagger's given me permission to smack them myself.

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FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org

Oh nice, he lets you have fun. Maybe I'm a little jealous!

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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

That's the perks of having Dagger as your instructor.

What, Warriorhead doesn't let you smack people around?

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FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org

I haven't been discouraged from it, I just haven't been given explicit permission.

Besides I usually beat up people who AREN'T on my own team.

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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

It does tend to be people from every other team that needs it the most, not sure why that is.

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FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org

I never really had any problems with people on Blue until Zelos came back.

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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Hanbei's kind of lazy and a little irritating, but at least he can get his ass in gear when it matters.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

But yeah. Zelos makes the entire Blue team look bad.

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FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org

Not even locking him in a closet works. Some how he endears himself to other idiots who set him free.

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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

If I weren't so busy, around that time, I think I would've fought to keep him in the closet.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Some people here are way too softhearted for their own good.

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FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
Honestly I wouldn't be so pissed if he was truly this dumb.

FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
I'm pretty positive he wants people to dislike him. And at this point I kind of want to deny him that out of spite.

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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Ah, masochists. Truly a frustrating kind of person to deal with.

[It wasn't that long ago that she had to deal with Deadpool trying to off himself by cinnabugs...]

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

I mean, you're kind of a masochist too, but not the dumb kind.

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FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
What do you mean I'm a masochist?!

[She's not offended, just surprised. Maybe embarrassed.]

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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Sometimes you don't let yourself have what you really want.

But again, at least you're not a dumb masochist.

[pivotpoint]

[Maybe not having what she wants is for the best, sometimes! But Kaname has come to realize that's not always the truth.]

FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
Oh, you found me out.

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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

I'm a Red, that's what we do.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

You masochist.

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FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org

Now you're just being mean! If I'm a masochist, you're a sadist!

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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Only sometimes.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

And usually the other party is just as sadistic.

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FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org

Excuse me? Are we talking about your love life now?

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[EXCUSE YOU IS RIGHT.]

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Rude as hell. I don't just get with any old sadist, you know.

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FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org

Oh no. You go for the top dog, don't you? Or should I say Top Alien Sadist?