[In hopes that he was looking for a way to off himself, Shinobu will just comply. If it were someone else... well, it sucks to be them.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
1. Fall off a cliff. 2. Get trampled by a hydrocus 3. Drown. 4. Get eaten by that giant centipede fish thing. 5. Have the haisuna drain your life force.
she will be seeing this later. if she has to kill him he requests it be in his sleep okay
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consulting with an expert?!
both ?
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
apparently you cant count poison three times sue me
well, he came to the right person
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
1. Fall off a cliff.
2. Get trampled by a hydrocus
3. Drown.
4. Get eaten by that giant centipede fish thing.
5. Have the haisuna drain your life force.
she will be seeing this later. if she has to kill him he requests it be in his sleep okay
i knew i could count on you. youre a tangerine ☆
[It's...close to the right word. It's a fruit. He tried. It's all horrible anyway]
as long as it gets the job done, she's not too fussy :)
No, dammit. I'm a cherry. Or apple. Maybe raspberry.
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woah woah
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
cherry i can see. maybe id even give you raspberry
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
in what world are you an apple
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Apples are red. Most of them are, anyway.
But yeah, they're too boring to be me.