FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org You know I'm not dumb enough to light them all at once. The scents would clash.
[What she doesn't know is that trackers learn how to breath fire...]
FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org Yeah I won't say it until I'm comfortable. I've just never had anyone so interested that wasn't a complete sicko. I like it, and I don't want to lose it.
It's something weird like survival of the best genes or w/e. But I don't even know if we'd match up like that or not. I tried taking a peek once but you can't get a good look when you're being subtle.
I'm just going to assume from what you said before, that you're not talking about some threesome.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But geez, fine. If you've gotta tell someone, I guess at least tell someone who isn't going to be dumb enough to accidentally let the rest of the crew know.
FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org I've been cranky lately so I haven't met many of them. Hange also came to me to give a recommendation. I trust your taste.
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You know I'm not dumb enough to light them all at once. The scents would clash.
[What she doesn't know is that trackers learn how to breath fire...]
FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
Yeah I won't say it until I'm comfortable. I've just never had anyone so interested that wasn't a complete sicko. I like it, and I don't want to lose it.
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Let's just hope your rovermates don't go nuts with the candles then.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
As long as you're not doing something like punching him in the face, I think you'll be fine.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I mean, I don't fully understand how the whole courtship thing works for his species, but that seems like a constant across everyone.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Or most people, anyway.
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His species fight before they have sex so it'd probably come across as a pick up line.
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Oh. Well, there you go, then. Slap him hard across the fact when you're really into him, I guess.
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IT'S A FIGHT TO THE DEATH I CAN'T SURVIVE THAT.
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That's the most counter-productive way I've ever heard of to do it.
In that case, maybe don't do that. Not unless you're into the whole fighting to the death thing.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Don't worry, I won't no-bro you.
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It's something weird like survival of the best genes or w/e. But I don't even know if we'd match up like that or not. I tried taking a peek once but you can't get a good look when you're being subtle.
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I guess that much kind of makes sense, at least.
...but yeah, I guess that's another thing to consider. And for the record? If you do get a better look, I don't wanna know.
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If you tell me I have to go to Noh-Varr for that kind of gossip I might cry.
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From what I know, I'm pretty sure he's going to be far more of an expert on that kind of thing than I ever will.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
He'd probably be able to give you way better advice concerning those kinds of matters too.
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No thank you. If Noh-Varr and I have an encounter involving any form of "dick" ever again it will be too soon.
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I'm just going to assume from what you said before, that you're not talking about some threesome.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But geez, fine. If you've gotta tell someone, I guess at least tell someone who isn't going to be dumb enough to accidentally let the rest of the crew know.
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I drew a dick on his face with glowing fruit juice and he made it weird.
FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
I might just keep it to myself. Most people are blabbermouths. :(
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The kind of weird that I need to deal with him personally?
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Better safe than sorry. Plus? You know probably at least half of the instructors read everything we say on these things, right?
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FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
Nope! We're good!
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If you say so.
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So how've you been?
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Fine, I guess? I'm not dead, so that's always a good sign.
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Like any of our new recruits?
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You mean like or like like?
[What has this conversation even turned into.]
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As in "tolerable and not completely incompetent."
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Oh.
Yeah. A couple. Why?
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I've been cranky lately so I haven't met many of them. Hange also came to me to give a recommendation. I trust your taste.
FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
To a point.
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Out of all the newest recruits, I like one named Annie Leonhart the best. She gets shit done and doesn't need her hand held.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Also, she's a pretty decent rovermate. I've met a couple that had promise, but I haven't seen too much of them yet.
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I recognize that name. Have we had her in before?
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