At this rate, it's pretty much on us to make up for the rest of the team's lack of style. There's, like. Maybe three other Reds that aren't in dire need of a fashion emergency.
Someone's gotta make this team look good, after all.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Fetch gets points for pulling off pink hair and not looking like a douche. Barnaby has hair so fantastic that Farrah Fawcett is crying in her grave. November usually cleans up pretty well.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Everyone else I either haven't hung out around enough or they're in desperate need of help.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Dagger had a surprisingly good sense of style too. At the very least, he was very good at getting me clothes.
Dagger's wardrobe is actually creditted to Hanna. She bought it for him on Selena, and he expressed his gratitude by gifting our rover two live turkeys and a chicken.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
I'd call those assessments fair. Though I'd add Erik Lehnsherr in. Has sort of a prudish air to him, but the man knows how to wear a turtleneck.
The funny thing is the first time I talked to Hanna was when that weird, misfiring thing was going on. She told me about buying clothes for Dagger then.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
He was damned near impossible to figure out how to shop for, back then, so I was kinda jealous she got to dress him up. But then, I guess I'd rather not deal with half of a farm.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I don't see a whole lot of Lehnsherr, but I guess he's okay too.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But "prudish"? Come on, Jack, not everyone can be into you.
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Not a bad use of reward. Or a power to will your hair into perfection alone.
I'm glad we're thinking of the important things here.
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At this rate, it's pretty much on us to make up for the rest of the team's lack of style. There's, like. Maybe three other Reds that aren't in dire need of a fashion emergency.
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A trying, thankless task, but someone has to do it. For the good of the whole.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Which ones would you call not in dire need?
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Someone's gotta make this team look good, after all.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Fetch gets points for pulling off pink hair and not looking like a douche. Barnaby has hair so fantastic that Farrah Fawcett is crying in her grave. November usually cleans up pretty well.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Everyone else I either haven't hung out around enough or they're in desperate need of help.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Dagger had a surprisingly good sense of style too. At the very least, he was very good at getting me clothes.
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Dagger's wardrobe is actually creditted to Hanna. She bought it for him on Selena, and he expressed his gratitude by gifting our rover two live turkeys and a chicken.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
I'd call those assessments fair. Though I'd add Erik Lehnsherr in. Has sort of a prudish air to him, but the man knows how to wear a turtleneck.
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The funny thing is the first time I talked to Hanna was when that weird, misfiring thing was going on. She told me about buying clothes for Dagger then.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
He was damned near impossible to figure out how to shop for, back then, so I was kinda jealous she got to dress him up. But then, I guess I'd rather not deal with half of a farm.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I don't see a whole lot of Lehnsherr, but I guess he's okay too.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But "prudish"? Come on, Jack, not everyone can be into you.
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Trust me, the pheasants would not have been worth the honor.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Oh, that's a lie.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
But I had meant more in the general sense, rather than concerning me specifically.
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I'm not sure if even I could make pheasant feathers work.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Yeah, yeah. You've already got enough boyfriends as it is, right?
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There is Anders' outfit, though I'm not sure I'd call that making it work.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Booked into next mission, I'm afraid.
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I suppose it'd be better to be in the worst dressed list, in a magazine, than to not be talked about at all.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I'll never understand how some of you people can do that polygamy thing. Too damned complicated, if you ask me.
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Depends on your view on press.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
I do it by none of them actually being boyfriends. [ pls, gurl, as if he has ever gone on a real date in his entire life ]
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As far as fashion goes, it makes all the difference.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I guess if there's just one thing you want, that'd make it considerably easier.
[But hey, at least they have the "no actual date in their entire life" in common.]