Yeah, he'd probably give me permission to kick your ass again. Probably better for you.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I'm not really sure if that's something that can be taught, though. I was in gymnastics at a pretty early age. I don't think you have the patience to take on a few years' work.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Hey, did you ever find any hair pins for yourself?
[Her father was a trainer, of sorts. Maybe this kind of thing ran in the family. And honestly, she'd rather try to whip someone into shape to become more of a challenge anyway.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But if we have assignments to do, those come first. I'm not going to fuck around when I've got orders to carry out.
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Well I'm still pissed. Don't you think you should apologize or maybe give me your bike??
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I wouldn't have done it at all, if I were sorry. Maybe I'm an asshole, but I'm not a liar.
And no, you're not getting my bike.
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So no remorse at all? That probably makes you a sociopath by the textbook definition of it.
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
You'd be so screwed if you lived in my world!!
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I never said I wasn't. I killed people for a living, even before the CDC. It's in my file. You do the math.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I didn't live in your world, so it doesn't matter.
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Guess it doesn't. I've killed a lot of people for a living too. People like you.
[ Criminals like himself. ]
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
It's just a job then. Here it's different. Aren't we friends?
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I'm not here to make friends. I have to do whatever it takes to get what they promised me.
Remember that.
["Friends" was way too intimate of a word to admit to. Sorry, Kagari.]
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I figured.
[ He'll end it there, before he gets too angry. ]
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Then next time, don't expect any apologies from me. Especially when I warn you what's going to happen ahead of time.
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Huuuuh? You never said you were going to stab me. Kick my ass, sure.
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
But if it's not going to be an apology at least agree we're friends.
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
Just because I'm not surprised doesn't mean I can't be pissed!!
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I fight with blades. What did you think was going to happen?
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
If I have to do it again, I will. Do you really want to be friends with me?
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
You can be pissed if you want to be. It's okay to hate me, if that's easier to swallow.
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I don't have to hate somebody to be pissed at them.
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
If you were a real friend you'd let me have a free shot at you for pay back.
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You didn't just let me have a free shot either. Get stronger and defeat me in a fight if you're that pissed.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
And for the record, I'd never want a free shot anyway.
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Come on! You're way too stingy! ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
Let's fight like real men, with our bare hands.
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You really think you can take me on a hand-to-hand fight? Okay, if you really want to. Gonna have to clear it with Dagger first, though.
[Doesn't mean that she won't use her prosthetic, though. And there's at least one wrestling move she knows...]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But seriously. It's not like I'm going to attack you, without an order to. Why are you still bent about this?
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Seriously? Not worth it then.
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
Because this is how people like us sort out our differences. We talk through our fists.
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
You're quick. You gotta teach me how you can do those flips so gracefully like that.
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Yeah, he'd probably give me permission to kick your ass again. Probably better for you.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I'm not really sure if that's something that can be taught, though. I was in gymnastics at a pretty early age. I don't think you have the patience to take on a few years' work.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Hey, did you ever find any hair pins for yourself?
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No. Why are you asking me that?
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
I'm not asking for a serious fight anyway. Don't you know what sparring is or are you playing dumb?
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
I've got plenty of patience!! I can prove it.
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Just wondering.
[That's all she's going to say on that subject.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I know what sparring is. I'm just not used to fights that aren't to the death.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I'm not even sure if I'd know where to even begin with teaching acrobatics. It's like you're either born with it or not.
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Just watch me. I'll show you what I can do. I just need a few pointers that's all~
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
Well get used to it. I'd like to fight you once in a while to show you how much stronger I can get if I train hard.
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
Are you looking for hair pins or something?
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All right. Fine.
[Her father was a trainer, of sorts. Maybe this kind of thing ran in the family. And honestly, she'd rather try to whip someone into shape to become more of a challenge anyway.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But if we have assignments to do, those come first. I'm not going to fuck around when I've got orders to carry out.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
No. I'm okay on hair supplies.
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Huuuh? Did you ask for some before the supply drop?? You're holding out on me!
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
After I'm done with my assignment, I'm coming after you. Fair warning.
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Well. I did ask. But they gave me 8 bottles of shampoo.
But I did kinda manage to score some cans of hairspray afterward.
[This is why it pays to follow orders, Kagari.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I should be done with my assignments before you, so I'll be waiting.
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FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
Lucky!! Better conserve what you've got. You have a lot of hair.
FROM: kagari.shuusei@cdc.org
Hey we got plenty of time. Rushing might get you caught.
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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I don't have that much hair. But I'm not about to blow it all in one go either.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I know. I'm not stupid. [Especially since she was going to have to be smart about Bruce Banner.] You're the one that's more likely to blow it.
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No I'm not! Come on, I've got experience with this stuff. You just swing your sword around until there's no body left anymore.
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