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Oh right you guys don't have them. They're gods.

[ PRAISE ME ]

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Let me get this straightt. You took on a god and won?

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Are you underestimating my skills?

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I don't know your skills yet. But taking on some kind of god by yourself kinda seems, well...

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Impressive?

I had to do it. It wasn't like it was something I did for fun.

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I'd say it sounds crazy, but sure, impressive works too. Assuming you're not just fucking with me.

That's a shame, though, Did you at least get something good out of it?

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You'd have to be pretty lame to make that up.

Yeah I got his blessing and his favor. Means he'll fight with me when I need it.

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I’ve known a whole lot of lame people, in my life. More lame than cool, anyway.

So, one of those deals where you’ll only get something if you beat their ass, huh? But I guess if you can’t die, that’s about the closest you’ll get to a good time.

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I didn't really think about it like that, I think they've just got a deal with my family line. Or something like that anyway.

But yeah, one of those deals. He didn't make it easy.

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Infamous amongst gods? That’s one hell of a reputation to have. Did someone in your family piss them off or what?

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Why's that what you jump to first? No it's the opposite, we work together.

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I don't know anything about gods that might actually be real. All the stories I've heard from my world, they get pissed off at everything.

But in that case, it sounds kinda like an unfair advantage to everyone else.

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Oh like the Greek ones, I heard about those. Those were really weird.

It's not all perks.

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It turns up in a bunch of different mythologies, really. But yeah, pretty much everything portrays the Greeks as assholes.

You didnt have to be forced into some weird marriage with a god, did you? That’s another pretty common theme in these stories.

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What? No I'm not marrying a god, that's nuts. Luna can speak with them way better than I can, though.

I'm gonna remember that about the Greeks when there's enough of them running around.

Auto correct changed my fuck up on “only guy” to “best boy” and it was right

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So, you’ve already got a girl? Guess that explains why you’re the only guy in the universe who doesn’t want to see me in my underwear, you’re pretty okay.

[Because CLEARLY if you do the decent thing, it’s totally because you’re being upheld by an engagement.]

Nah, I think the thing about Greeks is they just straight up want to fuck you. Those particular gods get around.

that is the cutest subject line i have ever read

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I wouldn't wanna see you in your underwear even if I didn't have a girl, it's not about that. That'd just be messed up to do.

Not saying you look bad, you know what I mean.

But wow wtf, Chiron didn't mention that part.

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Yeah, but it doesn’t stop most guys from looking. Guess you’re just one of the few okay ones, then.

But hey, you don’t have to tell me. Even if you thought I was hideous, you’d be wrong, because I’m hot as hell.

Of course he wouldn’t. But that’s probably the kind of thing you’d have to be real specific in asking.

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Wow you need to hang out with some different guys or something. Being confident's good though, I get it. People try to tell me my hair's bad here too like I don't know better. [ It's not the same, Noctis... ]

We talked about one of them turning into a bird to get a girl. That was way more specific than I wanted.

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There’s not really anyone I hang around with, that’s just kind of my experiences with guys on the job. Pretty sure the closest I have to that kinda thing is the guy who chopped my arm off.

Your hair is better than most of the people here, at least you do something with it.

The one where Zeus turned into a swan? Yeah, that guy especially got around.

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What the hell? That's the guy that treats you the best? Or that's the main guy that you hang out with?

Yeah thanks though, ik, the competition isn't stiff.

That's the one, it was super weird.

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He didn’t kill me, when it’s expected for the winner of ranking fights and because of that, I was able to make myself a whole lot stronger. But, I can’t really hang around anyone, especially since I’m at the top of my region. There’s people shittier than I am who would kill any attachment I had, if they were really that motivated.

Just from me, if you’re gunning to be the best of everyone.

For whatever reason, people really liked making art from that particular myth too.

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That's messed up. I get it kind of though, it's easy for people close to me to end up targeted for that too. Really narrows your options though.

So you're saying mine's better than yours?

I know more than I wanted to.....