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[crownless]

yo its me
listen i dont know a hell of a lot of ppl and henry is off doing who knows what
this war shit is weird and i think i need 2 train are u in

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He's probably training, like I'm doing now.

Everything here is weird.

Isn't training going on, like. Literally right now?

[crownless]

REAL TRAINING
NOT THIS PIECE OF SHIT WAR TRAINING

[only travis touchdown would suggest trying to sneak away from training.... to do different training.]

im gonna lose my damn mind if i cant hold a fucking sword
not a bayonet A FUcknig Sword! please! im on my knees here!

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Guns aren't my thing either, but the rest isn't so bad. [Or rather, she's so into the self-improvement thing, she doesn't mind it.]

You mean you don't do any other training aside from swordsmanship? [What the fuck, Travis.]

[crownless]

[He just stares into the middle distance. Is she insane. He's going to die.]

yeah sure
but not like this
fuck this
i've done like 1000 pushups n i just about got bitchslapped for trying to take my backpack off

i just wanna do something normal for me

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[Things got a lot more intense after her ARM GOT CUT OFF, okay.]

It's not supposed to be easy, that's the whole point of training.

At this rate, I'll beat you easily if we ever fight again.

[crownless]

[Turns out, those are the magic words to get him to stop bitching.]

Dont hold your breath
Im still adjusting, is all. A katana's not the same as a rifle at any rate

This doesnt mean ANYTHING

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[It's part of why she said it in the first place, because she figured it was the best way to motivate him. Other part was that she really did believe she could beat his ass easily.]

Yeah, no shit. Your toy is pretty much nothing, when it's deactivated.

It will, if you spend all of training time bitching.

[crownless]

[at least one of them has to be the mature one.......]

Shut up i can use a normal sword if i need to [Not that he's tried, but IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH RIGHT]

This is the last time I try to vent at you
thanks a lot Shinobu :/

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Prove it, if you even last through this training.

I'll beat you soundly, regardless.

[Yes, that's the way she's trying to make this situation better.]

[crownless]

[In theory, he should've accepted that just fine. Battles and competitions make sense to the both of them-- why wouldn't a challenge be a reasonable answer in a situation like this?

Instead, there's a sense of something missing. A hollowness. Travis wrinkles his brow and shakes his head, because he's being stupid and sensitive for no reason. He's gonna kick her ass like last time and be done with it.]

You're gonna eat those words, ex-number 8

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I think you mean #1, but we'll see. [In Asia, anyway.]

[But weirdly, while there might have been some nagging feeling in her (even through how pissed she was still, over the whole rejection thing) that Travis might slack off in training and not be prepared for what lied ahead for all of them. At least this sounded like it would give him a little motivation, just like him telling her to get better and to kill him actually kind of jumpstarted her ascent to improving herself. That was good, right?]

@NIGHTLIGHT

[fessus]

Idk who this is but nice username.

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It makes no damned sense to me, so I guess at least somebody likes it.

Still not as cute as yours, though.

[And yes, she's still not actually bothering to say who it is.]

[fessus]

Moe? Like moe moe? Well w/e.

Yeah I've heard that before.

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[She is getting even more confused about this, from his guesses, but she still wants to pretend that she kind of knows what moe means. Even if she actually doesn't.]

Sure, let's go with that.

What's up, Noctis? Do you normally randomly text people?

[fessus]

Sometimes. Not a whole lot to do compared to what I'm used to. Might as well spend it on the network.

[ #millennial ]

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That's kind of sad. [Not that her free time is spent in any more of an interesting way either. Speaking of which:]

How's your training going?

[fessus]

Finding this place fun to run around in would probably be sadder. Training's good though, I'm not one of the ones having a bad time. Are you?

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It's not that exciting, but it's better than trying to hit up strangers.

I'm all about the training, just making sure you're keeping up. It'd be disappointing if you weren't.

[fessus]

Are you ever going to tell me who you actually are? This is a lot of judgement from a stranger.

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Not even a guess? That's not fun at all.

1/2

[fessus]

[ ... ]

2/2

[fessus]

Kruger?

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Who the hell is Kruger? But nope.

I can't believe anyone who's actually met me doesn't even know me. Feels bad.