FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Routine head counts. Just in case.
You're ahead of me. I could cry.
It would. Don't make me cry, it would be ugly for everyone.
Your handkerchief will just get stuck.
I like your scarf. It's very dramatic.
I don't wanna ruin that.
You wouldn't make me cry.
But if that's something I could do I wouldn't mind if you made me cry.
I won't humiliate you by crying in a fight.
But I'll defeat you soundly.
I look forward to the day when you're strong enough to hit me back hard.
I'm holding you to that.
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Day 71
If anyone orders anyone from Red to report to them, even to sound off, tell them verbatim to fuck off.
Unless they're Gliese.
We don't have time for this crap. Pass it on to the unit leads, get the message to the new guys.
No one bosses Red Team around but me.
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That won't be a problem at all. I'll let everyone on the team know too.
[Seriously, having an order to tell everyone to fuck off? This was like the best day ever.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Got any other orders?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Routine head counts. Just in case.
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Hatake asked me to help with that, so I'm already on it.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You're ahead of me. I could cry.
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Crying would make you uncomfortable, wouldn't it?
But hey. Just say the word and I'll be over there with my handkerchief to wipe away the tears, if needed. :)
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It would. Don't make me cry, it would be ugly for everyone.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Your handkerchief will just get stuck.
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You'll always be beautiful to me.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
It'd be unfortunate, since all I actually have to offer is my scarf. I guess I'll have to do my best to not make you cry.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I like your scarf. It's very dramatic.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't wanna ruin that.
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It just wouldn't feel right without it blowing behind me. But then, that's why I bought a back-up too. I wouldn't dream of not looking my best.
[Especially not in front of Dagger.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But as long as I'm not making you cry, I guess there's nothing to worry about. :)
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You wouldn't make me cry.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
But if that's something I could do I wouldn't mind if you made me cry.
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Well, figuratively speaking, I hope I'd only make you cry tears of happiness.
Unless it was a result of us fighting, but I don't think you'd be that much of a wuss, even if you could cry.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I won't humiliate you by crying in a fight.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
But I'll defeat you soundly.
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You're too good to me.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Right now, even I know you'd totally kick my ass. But someday, I'll be able to make it a little more entertaining for you.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I look forward to the day when you're strong enough to hit me back hard.
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It'll come some day, don't you worry.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I promise.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm holding you to that.