FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Routine head counts. Just in case.
You're ahead of me. I could cry.
It would. Don't make me cry, it would be ugly for everyone.
Your handkerchief will just get stuck.
I like your scarf. It's very dramatic.
I don't wanna ruin that.
You wouldn't make me cry.
But if that's something I could do I wouldn't mind if you made me cry.
I won't humiliate you by crying in a fight.
But I'll defeat you soundly.
I look forward to the day when you're strong enough to hit me back hard.
I'm holding you to that.
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That won't be a problem at all. I'll let everyone on the team know too.
[Seriously, having an order to tell everyone to fuck off? This was like the best day ever.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Got any other orders?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Routine head counts. Just in case.
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Hatake asked me to help with that, so I'm already on it.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You're ahead of me. I could cry.
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Crying would make you uncomfortable, wouldn't it?
But hey. Just say the word and I'll be over there with my handkerchief to wipe away the tears, if needed. :)
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It would. Don't make me cry, it would be ugly for everyone.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Your handkerchief will just get stuck.
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You'll always be beautiful to me.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
It'd be unfortunate, since all I actually have to offer is my scarf. I guess I'll have to do my best to not make you cry.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I like your scarf. It's very dramatic.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't wanna ruin that.
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It just wouldn't feel right without it blowing behind me. But then, that's why I bought a back-up too. I wouldn't dream of not looking my best.
[Especially not in front of Dagger.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But as long as I'm not making you cry, I guess there's nothing to worry about. :)
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You wouldn't make me cry.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
But if that's something I could do I wouldn't mind if you made me cry.
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Well, figuratively speaking, I hope I'd only make you cry tears of happiness.
Unless it was a result of us fighting, but I don't think you'd be that much of a wuss, even if you could cry.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I won't humiliate you by crying in a fight.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
But I'll defeat you soundly.
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You're too good to me.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Right now, even I know you'd totally kick my ass. But someday, I'll be able to make it a little more entertaining for you.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I look forward to the day when you're strong enough to hit me back hard.
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It'll come some day, don't you worry.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I promise.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm holding you to that.